<p>WITH SOME INDIE RECORD THAT’S SO MUCH 
ER THAN MINE!</p>
<p>OH SNAP! 
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<p>I’m very sorry to say that in order to be admitted into Hogwarts your name must be written into a list after you are born. Like right after you were born. You may be able to owl the headmistress for more information though. I don’t think Hogwarts has rolling admissions. Have a nice day!</p>
<p>You’re in!!!</p>
<p>if you get in…send everyone there my regards ._.</p>
<p>I suggest you take a peek at some hidden gem magic schools. It’s about fit, not prestige. Hogwarts is not the place for everyone and you may be better suited for a less rigorous magic program.</p>
<p>As a current Hogwartian, as we call ourselves, I can tell you that magic skill is the biggest thing the Admissions Office looks for. We can make money out of thin air, so FA doesn’t really matter since most people pay with Muggle money. In fact, magical ability is the only thing the AO’s look for. They have a rigorous magical examination. As you know, Hogwarts is the Harvard of magic schools. We only take the best of the best. </p>
<p>This made my day!</p>
<p>I laughed so hard I think I became a muggle again…</p>
<p>@cheddarcheeseyum:
I’m a prefect at Hogwarts, so I would be delighted to help answer any of your queries.</p>
<p>I’m sorry to inform you that Hogwarts does not accept applications from 13 year olds. Moreover, you being an Asian-American does not give you an advantage during the admissions process. Hogwarts does not accept students based on race, but on their magical prowess and capabilities. Therefore, Hogwarts believes in “survival of the fittest”- no one is put at an advantage/disadvantage by the way they were born. (Please brush up on your facts before you apply, if you please. McGonagall can be rather- ahem- impatient at times.) However, perhaps you could contact Headmistress McGonagall about your unique predicament and she might make an exception- I must warn you, though, she is NOT easily won over.</p>
<p>Remember, though, Hogwarts requires applicants to take the O.W.L., and NOT a muggle test such as the SSAT. Hogwarts, after all, trains its students in the art of MAGIC. Due to the exclusiveness of Hogwarts, I recommend you apply to Beauxbatons as a safety school.</p>
<p>Best of luck, my fellow witch!</p>
<p>(By the way, cheddar cheese is indeed delicious.)</p>
<p>@boardingschoolsx SHHHHHHHHHH What are you doing, telling the Muggles all about our school!!! its better they dont know… is the ministry working for nothing??? OBLIVIATE EVERYONE! 
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<p>@RockComet I didn’t think the muggles would read this thread! After all, they don’t know about Hogwarts! Oh goodness… please don’t tattle on me! The Ministry will skin me alive!</p>
<p>Yes, I’ll make sure to- ahem- take CARE of those who have seen this.</p>
<p>@boardingschoolx its all taken care of. The Muggles will have <em>cough</em> forgotten <em>cough</em> everything by now. </p>
<p><em>invisible ink</em> And yes you are right, they would not know about our school, if it wasnt for the Daily Prophet’s journalist JKR that wrote those damn books. We nearly got exposed, for god’s sake. At least we managed to convince the Muggles they were just fantasy books. 
<em>invisible ink</em></p>
<p>@RockComet Brilliant! 
Thank you so much for- ahem- taking care of the matter.</p>
<p><em>invisible ink</em> Yeah, she gave in to commercialism… sad case. And to think she portrayed Rita Skeeter to be so unethical in those “Harry Potter” books, while she herself sold our secrets in order to obtain fame and riches!</p>
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<p>I know! That was the result of one of those last-resort Ministry initiatives… I was interning there last summer so I know all about it. They casted spells on all the muggle librarians-- forcing them to sort the books into the “fantasy” section instead of non-fiction. Phew! <em>invisible ink</em></p>
<p>You guys nailed it! :D</p>
<p>@stargirl3 Are you a witch, squib, some other magical creature, or a muggle who knows too much?</p>
<p>@stargirl3 because if you are a muggle who knows too much… we will have to… <em>cough</em> take care of you too <em>cough</em> </p>
<p>@boardingschoolx i think we have a problem here… the books of that traitor are being taken seriously… I am sending a warning by patronus to the Ministry</p>
<p>@RockComet Perfect. I will take care of the rogue witch that goes by the name JKR. :> </p>
<p>I’m a squib, guys. The schools I applied to knew that, that’s why I didn’t get in anywhere. Right? :D</p>
<p>@stargirl3 <em>brief break from Harry Potter</em> AWWH don’t say that 
we’re all rooting for you! It’s their loss, NOT yours. Seriously. We all love you here on CC. <em>okay now we’re back</em></p>