Vacations from hell

@ Lol @katliamom I went and spoke to my mom and she shared another story from that vacation that I can’t believe I forgot!

So at one point, I apparently got myself locked out of the house. Being too short to ring the bell, I resorted to banging on the gate. No one inside heard my shouting. I got so frightened that I started crying and wet myself. One of the neighborhood’s stray dogs found me and sat next to me. He growled at any neighbor that came to see what the commotion was about and stood there bearing his teeth at all who approached. So when my family (finally!) figured out I was missing and started looking for me, they found me sitting by the gate sniffling and hugging the dog for dear life . They tried to make me let go of the dog but I wouldn’t and the dog would start barking every time they tried to pull me away. Eventually the had to let him in with me and my mom managed to separate us long enough to get me a new pair of shorts. We even found a picture of me and the dog that my Uncle took! My mom thinks its “cute”, but I can’t help but see the big wet patch very visible on the front of my shorts…

So, yes, a trip for the ages. One I am no hurry to repeat.

@jonri I think your cruise experience was worse than ours :smiley:

Forgot to add on our vacation, our kiddo who has the antisocial roommates had a BLAST on that cruise! He met a group of teens, mostly from Naples, and had the time of his life. Despite the fact that he could only communicate with 2 out of the 20 kids, he whooped it up on the ship. If you ask him, that was the BEST VACATION EVER! I do not think he actually ate unless you call kiddie cocktails and ice cream eating :slight_smile:

@InEurope

Former cruise ship employee here, and H is still in the cruise industry. You can’t go wrong with either Royal Caribbean or Celebrity. Princess has a good reputation, too. Avoid Carnival. Oh, and MSC is one of the worst (as you now know)!

@InEurope Google cruise critic. It has a lot of good informaion.

HiMom made me remember my trip into Havasu Canyon (think grand canyon offshoot) which is also a box canyon. We hike down, down, down with mules carrying our stuff. Set up camp near the river and it starts to rain. Which I love, but hey I’m from Oregon. About 2 am a ranger comes by and tells us to move our tent because the river was rising. We were told in no uncertain terms that in the morning everyone would hike out and people had died there during storms before. I know it took me less time to hike out and up then it did to hike down and in. That said, I have amazing before and after shots of the Havasu Falls all ragey and muddy. If that is as bad as it ever gets I will count my lucky stars. No one got hurt, no one got sick, no one got robbed, just a little excitement.

Update: H*ll has frozen over. DH actually emailed the deadbeat guest and apparently let him know what one night’s rental of the condo cost (he stayed with us for 4 nights). I am betting he’ll head back overseas before he responds to DH’s email. I was absolutely shocked that DH said anything to him. And I would have thought it would have been a softer “if you’d like to contribute something, that would be great” type email. Did I mention that DS#2 paid for one night’s dinner (for all of us) at a very nice restaurant and the freeloader ordered 2 drinks…

Nice. At least your hubby will not let the moocher (or likely any other moocher) tag along any time soon.

He lives, currently, on the other side of the world. He invited us to come visit. :((

Wait, I don’t understand why your husband emailed the cost of the condo. Did your husband invite him to come as your family’s guest in the condo or did you invite him to share the cost of the condo? That seems like a pretty important point to make clear at the time if the invitation. He sounds like he wasn’t a good guest because he didn’t pitch in with chores but it doesn’t seem fair to present him with a bill for lodging if he were invited as your guest! Even if a more gracious guest would have offered to pitch in.

(And ordering two drinks at dinner is a little boorish if everyone else ordered only one but it doesn’t seem terribly outrageous. Two drinks is in the realm of normal).

I’ve noticed that a lot of men are bad guests, expecting others to do all the work. It does drive me crazy.

“The Drug Boat”: About 16 years ago I arranged a trip of a lifetime Mediterranean cruise on the famous “Pacific Princess” for myself, my husband and our 2 year old as well as our parents, 2 brothers, god parents, aunt and uncle and 2 family friends. Cruise was to include Turkey, Greece, Israel and Egypt. Long story short boat; several family members ate some bad shrimp at the boarding reception and spent the first 2 days of the cruise while we were docked in Istanbul vomiting. Boat heads to Greece and docks in Athens and while on shore excursion to the Acropolis a ship employee was caught smuggling Heroin. Upon return to the boat that evening we were essentially “jailed in place”. Ship was impounded. No on was permitted to get off the ship for 3 days while every inch of the ship was searched and the crew was questioned by Greek authorities. Followed by another 5 days stuck in port while Princess Cruise Lines tried to arrange transportation for the entire passenger manifest to their country of origin because we were not allowed to go anywhere but “home”. My immediate family was living in the Netherlands at the time and the rest of my family was shipped back to the US. Needless to say no one in my family has trusted me to arrange travel since.

Hope you got a BIG refund–how awful @labegg!

Notelling-
They have travelled together before and shared costs. The last night, the guest asked me if he could contribute to the cost of the condo. I said he should work that out with DH (who was already asleep). DH got up super early to sit with the guest for an hour while they waited for guests transportation to arrive. Guest never brought it up with DH.

Nope no refund. Just an offer to take another “Princess cruise” in the following 6 months…Which of course no one was able to do because they had just used up 10 days of vacation time sitting on an impounded boat and who the heck would trust Princess after that experience, lol.

Oh, now it makes sense, Jym! Thanks for clarification.

“Needless to say no one in my family has trusted me to arrange travel since.” Oh man – that’s added insult to the injury @labegg

I have had many hellish experiences from our vacations over the years. Usually, I am the one who was hurt, sick or injured. The one stuck in my mind was one of our annual family vacations to Outer Banks, NC, almost 17 years ago.

My son was 2.5 years old, my daughter was 1 year old at the time. We had a great week windsurfing and enjoying the beach life. On the last night there, we went out to dinner at a local restaurant that was located on the 2nd floor with an outdoor stairway. We were the last customers to leave when the restaurant closed. On our way out, the staff turned off the lights, which included the outdoor lights. I was the last one walking down in our group, somehow missed a step in the sudden darkness and fell to the bottom. Our waitress heard the commotion, rushed out to see a ball size leg bone sticking out of my front jean pocket. She happened to be a local EMT, and thought that I had dislocated my left hip, so she called the ambulance. While we were waiting, DH decided to take my mom and our two kids back to the rental house, he got back just in time to see me wheeled into the ambulance. The nearest first aid station back then was 40 miles north in Kitty Hawk, so DH drove behind the ambulance to follow me to the hospital.

While in the ambulance, the EMT gave me a shot of morphine to ease my pain. Within seconds, I could not breathe. I was strangely conscious but had no air in my lung to make any sound to alert the first aids. My whole body went limp immediately. The EMTs realized that something wasn’t right, one person picked up the phone to call a doctor, who was asking how much I weigh. The other one prepared another shot to revive my heart, while telling the ambulance driver to step on it. DH was totally confused seeing the ambulance sped up all of the sudden. Turned out, I had a severe reaction to morphine, so it almost killed me instead.

The ride to the first aid station had to traverse through a lot of road construction on this one lane each way highway, which was and still is the only way to get off the Outer Banks. Unfortunately, the first aid station did not feel that they were capable to treat me, so they sent me to a hospital in Norfolk, VA, another 80 miles north. My husband thought he would park the car, but saw me got wheeled out again heading elsewhere. He had to frantically catch up with the ambulance, all the while, had no idea what’s going on.

By the time we reached the hospital, I got wheeled in to the emergency room and had an X-Ray immediately. The X-Ray technician was a surfer by heart, he asked how I got hurt and what did I do during this week of vacation. After I told him, he looked at me solemnly and said, “Look, you need to come up with a better war story, like you were windsurfing doing a forward loop flip off this giant wave and did not land right or something. Falling down the stairs is just not very exciting”. I told him I would keep that in mind next time.

The X-Ray revealed that I indeed had a dislocated hip plus a crack in the neck vertebrate. Somehow, from this bumpy roller coaster ride, my leg bone had popped back into my hip socket. Now all the doctors were fussing over my neck instead of my hip. I could not recall when I “broke” my neck, it could be from many different other things I did like downhill skiing, mountain biking or rock climbing. It’s my hip that was in pain! Anyway, after this whole ordeal, the only thing the doctors would prescribe was two Advil, they refused to give me any other “real” pain killers.

So by dawn, my poor DH had to drive 3 hours south to get us back to the rental house, pack up the car and the kids, then drove 13 hours north to go home. I also had to take turn driving with my good leg for a bit too because DH was so exhausted. Both kids were so good with grandma in the backseat, they knew something wasn’t right.

We still go back to Outer Banks every year. There were many other stories and minor injuries from our vacations; none was as bad as this one time when I almost died in the ambulance from missing a step.

@y2kchicks wow that’s a crazy story! The restaurant is lucky you’re not litigious and didn’t sue as they were clearly at fault for turning off the lights!

You reminded me of a self-induced mishap of my own. We were on a “staycation” at a nearby luxury resort when D was about 2. W had booked me for my first massage ever while she and D hung out poolside. In the changing room I was tossing something in one of those trashcans with a spring-loaded door and managed to not pull my hand out in time. The door slammed hard on my fingernail and it hurt about as much as it sounds (imagine huge puple fingernail). So during my first ever massage the only thing I could feel was my finger throbbing in agony.

After that I headed out to the pool and showed W my finger. She suggested I take D over to the spa to relax. So while holding D and climbing down the stairs into the spa, my legs shoot out from under me and I go thump-thump-thump down the stairs on my back. The whole time I’m holding D up in the air thinking, “Don’t drop the baby or I’ll never find her”. All the jets and bubbles were going in the spa so that would’ve been it’s own disaster. I managed to actually go completely underwater on my back while hold D up!

So now picture poor me, on my luxury restful massage/spa weekend, limping slowly back to W poolside. My finger is purple and throbbing. My back is purple, bruised and throbbing, and I’m holding a perfectly oblivious baby. W sees me limping over and says, “What the hell happened to you?”

Haven’t had a massage since. It took weeks to recover from my staycation.

This one isn’t a funny or fun story, so if you’re at all travel phobic I’d skip it.

I was staying in a Rome hotel with a group of around 250 of customers of my family business. In the middle of the night I heard loud people in the hall and someone banged on my door. I took a quick look at the clock (5 am) and got up to tell the (I assumed) drunk jerks in the hall to shut up, but when I got to the door I realized there was smoke coming out from under it. I yelled to my husband to get up, threw on the clothes at the end of the bed and we opened the door.

The hall was filled with dark smoke and all the lights were out, so the only thing I could see was a faint square of light from the stairway diagonal from us. We rushed out and down the stairs, banging on doors on the lower floors as we went. Outside the streets were filled with our customers, many in pajamas or just bathrobes with no shoes. Flames were shooting out of our floor and there was thick black smoke pouring out of the windows as they exploded, showering people emerging from the building in glass. We could see some of the people in our group trapped on floors above ours, the floor where it turned out the fire had started, 3 doors down from my room. Some people tied sheets together and used them to get from the higher floors to balconies below. One man slipped and fell to his death. I found another in shock walking on the stub of his badly broken ankle, his foot sideways at a perpendicular angle to his shin. He was so dazed and worried about his wife that he wouldn’t go to an ambulance until I lied and told him she was waiting for him there.

The sprinkler system never went off. The fire alarm didn’t sound until we’d been outside for 15 minutes. We later learned that the hotel staff had reset their fire alert alarm at the front desk twice, believing it to be a false alarm. The fire spread quickly in the air ducts, which were interconnected in a way that would not have passed US fire code. This was the hotel where VP Cheney had stayed a few months earlier.

After a very scary 20 minutes the fire brigade arrived and an hour later were able to get the people off the high floors. A nearby foreign consulate (yay Austria!) took us in and provided blankets, coffee and food. They were able to get hotel slippers from another hotel for those who had no footwear. There was a very small group from another group but otherwise the entire hotel had been taken up by our group and a bunch of tennis players in town for the Italian Open. One of my friends spent time with Andy Roddick on his balcony and went home in a pair of his sneakers.

In the end we lost two people from our group, a couple who had decided to shelter in place. The two blessings were that we had only two kids on the trip and that because we were in a group we felt responsible for each other so we made sure to alert each other and get as many people as possible out. I think otherwise the casualties would have been much higher.

Our stunned travel staff and corporate leadership sprang into action and got us accommodations. A nearby hotel was wonderful. They gave us use of their banquet hall, arranged food, and got together toiletry kits and other items. We had to bring in people from the American Consulate because many people didn’t have their passports. We arranged flights for anyone who wanted to skip the rest of the trip and fly straight home. Amazingly, only 3 people opted to leave. The rest continued on with us to Southern Italy.

The next week was filled with storytelling and healing. I witnessed a few stress reactions-one of the two children on the trip, who at a talk the day after the fire by a counselor threw up as she was discussing what had happened, a woman who got on the bus a few days later, and when she didn’t see her husband burst into tears, and a few people who asked to have their rooms at the next hotel changed to the first floor. Overall, as a group we bonded tightly. People told their stories over and over. People figured out who they rescued and who rescued them.

The fire happened early Sunday morning. The stores were closed Sunday and Monday for a holiday so most people borrowed clothes from anyone who had extra. My husband was able to find a soccer store open, and being a big soccer fan, bought 5 or six soccer jerseys. I was able to buy a pair of pants and a blouse a couple of days later. Our trip went on to Positano, a city known for shoemaking, and because I’d lost every pair of shoes I’d brought in the fire I went a little crazy and got a dozen pairs. On our arrival home we certainly confused the guys at customs when we showed them our bags-mine a little plastic bag with my extra set of clothes, and my husband’s a cheapo case filled with nothing but soccer jerseys and women’s shoes! When we explained they understood. They’d heard about the fire. Media were waiting to interview us outside but I just wanted to go home.

Our children were little when it happened so we didn’t tell them about the fire. We didn’t want them to worry about us when we traveled. I had to make up a story a couple of months later when a mysterious little box from the Italian authorities arrived reeking of smoke. It was my thoroughly fried camera and a couple of other items I immediately threw out.

The other day I saw a really good picture of myself and my husband looking relaxed and happy. I noticed the clothes and realized it was the Rome outfit and that this picture was taken in the aftermath of this horrendous episode. Strange. A good reminder for people who get FOMA from other people’s Facebook pages. Sometimes all is not as it seems. I’ve had great trips to Italy before and since the fire so they’ve somewhat overwritten this episode in my memory, but it’s hard to forget that trip.

Wow, that sounds like a scary way to start a trip in a country. Glad most of your group was ok and opted to continue the trip.

Yikes, both staycations and traveling are sounding challenging. Guess I’ll stay at the office for now.