<p>Dawgie has realized he will never land a decent job, let alone one at a BB bank or consulting firm. That’s why he posts that “stat” all the time, so he won’t look like a complete failure when he graduates.</p>
<p>The following statement is directed solely at Dawgie, and I don’t mean to be arrogant at all.</p>
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<li>Dawgie, I’m currently interning at a top 5 consulting firm…so SUCK IT.</li>
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