We do not care if I’m not wearing cute school branded merch. It’s 92 degrees out and I’m hauling your dorm fridge to the 3rd floor. If it doesn’t come in a size big enough to stop chub rub and in a color that camouflages my b–b sweat, we’ll root for whatever team we damn well please.
We do not care if your roommate has a professionally installed designer headboard. Here’s an extra pillow and a staple gun.