<p>^^ One of the great posts of all time!! Thanks for sharing shawbridge. Some of my favorite lines:</p>
<p>“…kids seemed to be hipster types – tight jeans, flat sneakers, artsy, smoking cigarettes.”</p>
<p>“Some kid was walking around the coed (or multigender) floor nude…”</p>
<p>“This is a great school Dad but can we get out of here. This place is creepy.” </p>
<p>That all sounds like Wes to me.</p>