What are some of your funny, family allusions?? How did they come about?

A very recent one… after the relatively recent spy poisoning events in the U.K., Mr. and I refer to spoiled food and similarly questionable things as “novichok.” For instance, referring to a forgotten Tupperware container with moldy leftowers. “Does it look like novichok to you?” “Ewwww. It certainly does. Toss it!”