<p>Well, well, well…</p>
<p>No wonder you’re so quick to dismiss the Reserves. The fact that you “don’t plan on re-enlisting in any way” and “plan on getting out as soon as I can” seems to indicate the very Reserve option I offered would have been useful to you had you known when you signed up. Therefore your desire to obfuscate my advice with your false information seems to be a little jealousy that someone else is getting the advice you never did. Also explains why you’re so diehard about advising that other poster not to do college before the military.</p>
<p>“4. MIT (long shot?/dream)”</p>
<p>Let’s say your daddy had $100M to give to the school. Then an asteroid destroyed 99% of the population. You’d still be a long shot.</p>
<p>“5. Stanford (long shot?)”</p>
<p>You believe unsubstantiated claims are true until proven wrong, you’d wash out in the first quarter anyway, boy.</p>
<p>The fact that you present no SAT/GPA stats and expect people to judge your chances of getting into Stanford actually gives them all the information they need to make a judgement.</p>