What can you say when someone insults your choice of friends?

[OhGooglyMoogly]

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just the other day i was walking down the street and women were bowing down in worship of me. i said “women. please. i’m only human, you know.” wow, those women were a little desperate don’t u think??? i just hate that!~

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<p>You should date the OP! It’s clear that you guys are 100% compatible, since both those stories are totally true. ;)</p>