What can you say when someone insults your choice of friends?

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Excuse you, but are you PARODYING THE OP? It’s almost like you’re implying that she made up this story to get attention. I find that highly offensive.

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<p>no this is 100% honest genuine truth i go tthe certificate to prove it. its around here somewhere, lemme go get it</p>