<p>My hair is the most exquisite, beautiful color anyone could ever imagine. It is a glorious and, of course, ALL NATURAL honey auburn with some chocolate undertones and sparse golden highlights that really bring out my features. Everyone always praises me asks me if I died it, but no, I was born with such amazingly beautiful strands, and I know feel the need to share it with everyone on this beloved message board.</p>
<p>Just Kidding.</p>
<p>My hair is brown. The end.</p>