What color of pencils should I bring to college?

College Life
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<p>What color of pencils should I bring to college?</p>

<p>…you can’t actually be serious.</p>

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<p>i think he/she is…but honestly, if this freaks you out…you gotta relax or get away from it all</p>

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<p>It’s obviously a joke. The OP is making fun of a certain poster who actually asked whether professors care about what brand of bag he should use.</p>

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<p>deffinetly a joke :p</p>

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<p>oh, this was a joke? Well, my tub of toothpaste is real…</p>

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<p>What color of pencils should I bring to college? </p>

<p>Just go to NU’s rival school and buy a bunch of pencils, notebooks and a sweatshirt with their school logo on them. Walk into class with those and be the “bell of the ball” !!!</p>

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<p>This is not a joke! I am seriously freaking out about this. I had two nightmares last night: one with a professor with razor teeth and spiky hair who had a huge red marker in his hand marking my 20 page paper with an F because I had yellow pencils in the room when I was typing it, and another one where a huge toothpaste dispenser kept on growing and growing to the point that it crushed my roommate and me (kinda like Godzilla). I lost a lot of sleep over this and for posters to be making fun of me is totally out of line.</p>

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<p>If this is not a joke, then you are scaring the rest of us! </p>

<p>First of all, who even brings a pencil to a lecture hall or college classroom in the 21st century, unless it is an electronic recording device in the shape of a pencil?</p>

<p>You are definitely suffering from pencil anxiety. Chances are, lecture halls are so large that no one, certainly not a professor or TA, will even notice your pencil. And maybe that is the issue for you. Are you concerned that no one will notice your particular pencil when you go away to college?</p>

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<p>un_benz you can give up the front now. We all know you’re jokin’. :P</p>

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<p>If you really want to be safe, get a chisel and a bunch of slates of rock. It’ll remind your professors of when they were in college.</p>

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<p>omg i hope this is a joke, if not pencil person, fridge person, and matching dresses person need some serious help</p>

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<p>The answer to your questions is:</p>

<p>42.</p>

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<p>Well, I went and bought the refrigerator. It’s a Frigidaire Cool Max Pro (the guy at Best Buy recommended it). I’ve already started putting my food in it, and it works like a charm! I could feed an entire army with all of the stuff I have in it, and hopefully me too! Later, I am going to go shopping for a nice little mattress to put on top, but I am not sure what size to get. I think twin XL would be the best fit, but full size is certainly appetizing. I will probably end up purchasing the full and cut some of it off with a hacksaw if it takes up too much space (especially if I end up with the Colgate dispenser). What brand of mattress do you guys recommend? I’m thinking Serta because those sheep in the commercials just crack me up!</p>

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<p>Thanks, Uc_benz.</p>

<p>I spent a happy and amused few minutes reading this :).</p>

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<p>ever notice how most mattresses companies start w/the letter S?</p>

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<p>Wow this sure is an amusing thread!! LOL :)</p>

<p>I just laughed reading it.<br>
You have got to be kidding. How in the world are going to put a mattress on top of a frig?? LOL just picturing it makes you laugh.</p>

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<p>pens. not pencils.</p>

<p>and don’t bring any toothpaste at all. don’t you know that cavities take up way less space than any tube of toothpaste?</p>

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<p>Wow, that’s a good idea zombiequeen. I like the way you think!</p>

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<p>Yeah, I sincerely hope this is just a huge joke.</p>

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<p>LOL. I guess this is the latest thing since iwannagoivy.</p>