<p>The Yale mascot is the Bulldog. Not just any dog, but a tough-ass bulldog. Bulldogs growl. They bite people. They reproduce. The Harvard mascot is a cantab. A cantab? (I didn’t know what that was either.) A cantab is a wimpy little Puritan guy. Cantabs pray. They study. They are celibate teetotallers. They get the crap kicked out of them by Bulldogs. </p>
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