<p>For guys, I don’t like designer jeans, “thug life”, pretentiousness, and arrogant d-ou-che-baggery. I like nice guys. </p>
<p>I stare mindlessly too! I don’t realize it for a couple minutes and I always hope the person I was staring at doesn’t think I’m interested in them in that way. Also, when I make random eye contact with random people… sometimes with the same person multiple times. I hope that person doesn’t think I am doing that for any reason. It just happens. You know?</p>
<p>I’m a sucker for:
Fleece of any kind
Jeans tight through the thigh
Plain clothing in one or two tones…no designs, etc.
Clothes that aren’t designer – I like a little modesty in outfit
Anything really off-the-wall, random clothes found exclusively on Goodwill trips
SCARVES
…
That’s basically it.</p>
<p>I turn around and walk away:
Low cut V-necks
Skinny jeans
Thick-rimmed ‘emo’ glasses
Stripes</p>
<p>Function>Form for me. I like it when a girl dresses for comfort (errr, and is hygienic :D) and not for appearance. I don’t find makeup, tattoos, excessive jewelery, uncomfortable shoes, useless handbags, etc. etc. etc. at all esthetically appealing.</p>
<p>DISLIKES:
-UGGS!!! holy crap, I cannot communicate to you how much I loathe them. They’re hideous.
-highlights that are visibly different than your natural hair color. When you’ve got that huge brown spot in the center of your head, you look terrible.
fake tans. Get a real one. No spray-on or orange-y look.
tube tops. No. Just…no. It makes you look fat, trust me.</p>
<p>LIKES:
tight jeans, especially great brands like True Religion, 7, R&R, etc.
Nice dresses. I’m a total sucker for a dress-up girl.
those semi-sueded jumpsuit pants from Victoria’s Secret. Omg they make your ass look great.
<p>Popped collars: makes you look stupid
Naty Ice: random drink, go mainstream
Game cube: something I actually prefer
Axe spray: smells like air freshener and is severely overpriced
Dave Mathews: no opinion
Frayed visor silghtly tilted to the side upside down: makes me wanna take it and run
Big black d…: whatever floats your boat but I would hate you for it</p>
<p>As for girls: Highlights in every color of the rainbow, orange skin that is not a product of spray on or that is a product of spray on, spray on tans, tattoos, piercings, chains, emo stuff, black nail paint or sharpie</p>
<p>Dislikes for Guys:
Guys who wear skater shoes but don’t skate, skinny jeans, too long, shaggy hair that looks extremely dirty and gross, baggy clothes.</p>
<p>Dislikes for Girls:
Uggs (stand for UGLY), fat girls who wear tight clothes is atrocious, too much make-up, skater shoes</p>
<p>Dislikes: Sagging pants ick, walking Abercrombie advertisements, looking too grubby (like haven’t showered in three weeks grubby), that whole "I’m way too cool to give a **** about anything " attitude, steroided up buff </p>
<p>Likes: matching shirts/shoes/hats (some guys in my school pull it off really well), cool T-shirts, nice button down shirts with jeans, most hats, a smile.</p>
<p>Likes: Leg Warmers (love the green ones), Deer Skin Moccasins (easy there Pocahontas), Those Blanket things (shawls?), 6 packs (muscle woman build), chopsticks in your hair (especially on a date to Leann Chin’s), Apple Bottom Jeans (and the boots with the fur), Dem Baggy sweat pants (and the reeboks wit da straps)</p>
<p>This is pretty ■■■■■■■■ because nobody complains when non athletes wear Nikes or Shox or any kind of running shoe. It simply doesn’t matter. Skate shoes are cheaper, especially when you just want a solid color shoe that looks decent. Why pay for $70 all white Nikes when you can go to Target and by $10-20 white skate shoes? It just doesn’t make sense.</p>
<p>And I hate when girls try to be too trendy. Wear things that match and “melt” with your body. Your figure should be very easy to see (without actually showing a ton of skin).</p>