<p>I’m not trying to provoke. I’m being honest about our situation. Surely there must be some women at Barnard who would rather have been on the other side of Broadway. And, just as surely, it’s entirely possible that my daughter would grow to appreciate being at Barnard. All I’m saying is that a little birdie whispered that there was this secret back door and, lo and behold, it turned out to be true.</p>
<p>Should we go through?</p>