<p>As the last person I know without a smartphone, I’ll add that while I’m sure I’m perfectly capable of eventually mastering one, at this point in my life I’m sick to death of having to learn new technologies and ride learning curves. Even the electronics on my new dishwasher were totally counter intuitive and required multiple consultations with the huge operating manual before I could figure out what to do. Honestly, I have better and more enjoyable things to do with my time than to master the latest and greatest smartphone. Staying dumb for now.</p>