What is the stupidest major-ad slogan you've ever seen?

<p>Some of my favorite “worst” ads:</p>

<p>“Clap on, clap off…the clapper”</p>

<p>“I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV…” (so you should listen to what I have to say) – Marcus Welby</p>

<p>“Crazy Eddie…his prices are insaaaaaane!”</p>