<p>How about the Pepto-Bismol with its stupid “Nausea. Heartburn. Indigestion. Upset Stomach. Diarrhea!” song. Just gross.</p>
<p>A friend once told me that their local paper run an ad for a cemetery where do-it-yourselfers can save a buck or two: “Dig your own grave - save a lot!”</p>
<p>Jay Leno show has a segment called “Headlines” (I should say had :(). There were ususally plenty of translations done badly, like a dish at some oriental eatery called “Poo Thong”. H and I rolled on the floor watching that show!</p>