What is the stupidest major-ad slogan you've ever seen?

Parent Cafe
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<p>How much did the military pay someone to come up with “Army of One”? And what the heck does it mean? </p>

<p>We have some local furniture ads that are just awful. Talking sofas, obnoxious announcers. Local car ads are also uniformly awful.</p>

<p>On a positive note, the Allstate ad that shows several thousand teenagers driving off into the sunset, never to return… scared the crap out of me as a parent, but actually hit home with my kids. If it makes them more careful drivers, I’m all for it.</p>

<p>Can’t stand the Viagra and Cialis ads. What’s with the two people in bathtubs outside? When does that ever happen?</p>

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<p>lol this reminds me of a story that my mom told me
when she was in college, her history professor would always try to persuade ppl to major in history
and he was like
if u major in electrical engineering, u would get electricuted
if you major in geology, u would get crushed by rocks
if you major in chemistry, u would get poisoned by chemicals</p>

<p>and some guy was like…if you major in history, you would die of hunger
or something like that
ha ha ha</p>

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<p>I think the worst was the Geritol ad with the guy saying “My wife–I think I’ll keep her.”</p>

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<p>more ovaltine, please!</p>