Indiana U of Pennsylvania- school or one gigantic frat house disguised as a school? Too many hills gave me vertigo.
Montclair U- ugliest campus I’ve probably ever seen. More hills that gave me vertigo. “Close to the train station so you can go to New York!” - In that case I would just go to school in New York. Cell towers and dorms made me feel like I was in prison.
Drexel- a campus face fit for radio. We get it, you have a co-op program
Monmouth U - everyone seems to live off campus and has a car. Seemed like party central yet incredibly boring all at once, even if it’s close to the beach! Seems more like an old estate rather than a school.
Hunter College - you see those buildings, with the walkway between them? Yep, that’s it. That’s the entire campus.
Penn State- awful high rise dorms on tour. So many student clubs yet students seem to do nothing but drink in front of greek houses all day.
OSU- the walk from High to Morrill/Lincoln. No thanks! Also not a very walking friendly campus or city. Half of the classrooms are underground. Hot as the devil’s bumhole during the summer!
Bard College at Simon’s Rock- weird art, middle of NOWHERE! What if I need to buy toilet paper? Fun Friday nights here seem to consist of smoking copious amounts of weed and running around high from one end of campus to the other. Pretentious artsy fartsy Fisher Center.
UMaryland- concrete and brick, yuck. Unnecessarily long fountain. Not the best area off campus. I liked the resources for language geeks, however.
NYU- Visited WSP on a Friday night, and there was too MUCH to do. Seemed too distracting of an environment for studying.
GW- ugly buildings, no trees, no grass, Thirsty Thurston references during walking tour. Student body of internship zombies, who all happen to be from New Jersey. Weird obsession with Georgetown by info session leaders AND by multiple staff (professors!) we met.
Pitt- Carnegie Mellon’s campus was better, and they’re both terrible. Sat in on a class (it might have been in the cathedral but it may have not, can’t remember) and the seating was a little too steep for me, like an IMAX theater. That too gave me vertigo…
Rutgers- College Ave is hell on earth. Busch is a close second. God awful train station.
Georgetown- Too Jesuit, repressive homosexuality (a la Boston College and Notre Dame), more hills. Rather hideous campus just tall block dorms.
Michigan- visited after I got accepted. Incredibly friendly student workers, which shocked me. Was my dream school but left my visit disheartened. Ann Arbor was louder and more hustle and bustle than I had expected. Half the campus is sidewalk. More of a bus school rather than a walking school. Students party a little too hard for a top-notch school. Fattest squirrels I’ve ever seen in my life.
Columbia- Low Plaza. That’s it. That’s the entire campus. SO much smaller than I expected. All undergrads living on campus (obviously they would have to) still strikes me as weird - how do you take hook ups home? Do you have to sign them in? Decentralized social scene (all that ubering sounds expensive). All the steps and plazas and bridges and square pathways…can’t I just walk straight!
Princeton- Perfect. A little too perfect. Normalization of living in McMansions on Street struck me as bizarre and Stepford Wive-like. Students seem out of touch with reality. Athletes are the top of the food chain, as are legacies.
Cornell- prettiest campus of the Ivies, yet there seemed to me that there’s nothing to do. Liebe Slope is cute but what else is there to do besides scaling the multiple levels of the tall library? All the studying spaces seemed depressing and a little too quiet. Would be the ideal college campus had it been closer to civilization. Also, students aren’t able to enjoy Ithaca in all of its glory - prettiest days seem to be when school is not in session! Worst hills of any of the schools I’ve visited!
Penn- Lack of green space (high rise field does not count), rude student body, annoying flyering on Locust, campus is only one street yet buildings are still impossible to locate, the bridge, things start getting weird after 44th, weirdos at McDonalds after midnight, loose/missing bricks on Locust, aggressive squirrels, WIND TUNNEL. I now go here.