Okay, fine, Iâm diving in. I hope I am not struck down by a lightning bolt for violating the whole âif you canât say something nice, donât say anything at allâ thing. But the temptation is overwhelming.
DISCLAIMER
Every single school here is great for someone, and I would heartily â and genuinely â congratulate that person on their choice. Just not me. My kid applied to several, and nearly attended one; some Iâd consider for my other kid. This is just about me and MY (negative) reactions.
Also, not all of these were unexpectedly my least favorites, so not strictly in keeping with the title of the thread. But they are the ones I felt like dissing when we were done. Here goes ⊠in order of appearance:
====
Harvard: Wasnât expecting anything different, but OMG the self-regard. Never a contender, we were there out of curiosity, but we ditched after the info session. Special mention to the humblebrag parents (waving at @CHD2013âs Brown visit here) and anxious prospectives asking how many APs they should be taking or whether an IB diploma counts for more or whatnot. Exhausting just being in the room with them.
CU Boulder: Doofy admissions presentation âWhat kind of Buff are you?â and highly groomed made-up girls everywhere. (Iâd been expecting Birkenstocks and love beads, oops.) Library seemed like a pick-up zone. Guide was a dude in a backwards baseball cap who said everything was awesome. TOTALLY awesome. It was the only word. Dorms featured ball pits. Buffalo-shaped pool in athletic center. Academics did not seem like a central theme.
UMass Amherst: Nothing wrong with the school per se, but seriously worst info session ever. Left with zero idea why one would want to attend, but lots and lots and lots of detail about which specific GPA was required for which specific program (and on and on and onâŠ) Guide was unduly perky, and the whole âtriple majorâ thing seemed fishy to me.
Ohio Wesleyan: Construction everywhere. Student guide wide-eyed with amazement at having met actual students from actual foreign countries and also dutifully regaled us with every tour cliche ever. Other students we met equally wide-eyed. Glossy science research posters seemed middle school level to us. Interviewer fumbled question about discouraging retention rate. Everything seemed worn. Upside: Made everything we visited thereafter look pretty damn good.
Kenyon: Precious vibe, toy movie-set town, admissions office felt like an ever-so-WASPy NE prep school . Pretty for a weeklong spa retreat, but otherwise, not for my kid.
Reed: Paraphrasing some wag, somewhere: All the self-regard of Harvard, only with more drugs, fewer career prospects. School newspaper fully 50% articles about drug use and/or raves. Interiors dark. Graffiti everywhere. Alumni career session featured a combination of lifelong academics and one guy who was an opera singer/bike repair guy. Overall vibe pretty much âconstant angst.â
Also, special mention: Brandeis & Oberlin. Great schools on paper, great info sessions, but WTF with the dreary facilities and shoddy upkeep? First prize for most depressing freshman dorms. Itâs not as if theyâre any cheaper than the othersâŠ