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<p>that my friend, is awkward as ever. just let it slide – do you know how epic it would be to get into amherst when you didn’t even apply?</p>

<p>that would be like emma watson trying to hook up with me on the first day of school even though i hadn’t so much as glanced her way. actually no, that would be like emma watson getting into yale, me getting into harvard – me taking a class at harvard and then emma watson driving over to harvard from new haven to give me a lap dance.</p>

<p>whew. let it slide, wo/man. it will be epic when (hopefully, i’ll pray) you get in.</p>

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<p>Hahahahhaha I am posting in this thread ONLY to show my approval for 'the prophet’s post. This is the only reason. </p>

<p>… I SWEAR!</p>

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<p>quite an imagination you got there prophet. i like your posts.</p>

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<p>i would go lesbian for emma watson</p>

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<p>Same. Any day.</p>

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<p>thank the lawd for college.</p>

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<p>Last week, I saw a film…as I recall it was a horror film, went back home to check the mail, got into to Harvard, Princeton, and Yale…and I…<em>mumbles</em> in my PANTS!</p>

<p>@shrek and noitaratperp.</p>

<p>Thank you for that mental picture.</p>

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<p>^ excellent</p>

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<p>^ hahaha I love Andy Samberg.</p>

<p>“Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink as the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud.”</p>

<p>■■■■■. And, actually, to make it sound more like he says it, you should type “Last week, I sawr a film. As I reall 'twas a horror film.”
lol</p>

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<p>god. that thing is so, so epic. my favorite line:</p>

<p>“i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants.”</p>

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<p>[Watson</a> Applies to Harvard | Showbiz Spy](<a href=“http://www.showbizspy.com/article/181681/watson-applies-to-harvard]Watson”>http://www.showbizspy.com/article/181681/watson-applies-to-harvard)</p>

<p>i’m going beserk-o, leserk-o.</p>

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<p>adfgasdfl;kjad;sligja;oihg;ILSDJTGO;IHREL;KGH;LASDFKJ sdiltgj;ksrjg liafjg;q5y9pj;laksdjg al;sdfkgh;arioh …</p>

<p>OH MY GOSH!!! EMMA!!!</p>

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<p>she’s not coming. no magic. no lapdances. no lesbianism.</p>

<p>sigh.</p>

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<p>^ I’ll try to contain my disappointment.</p>

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<p>@ Hookem: Yeah, as it happens I’m actually creepily good at getting the vocalic English r at the end of a lot of vowel words when I do the accent.</p>

<p>@prophet: </p>

<p>I wouldn’t rule out Lesbianism in general, I mean, there must be some hot girls at every school willing to make out with each other after a few whiskey sours…</p>

<p>…This is the sort of thing that makes feminists feel justified in being all touchy, isn’t it?</p>

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<p>=D YALE AND BROWN!</p>

<p>Dang, if she comes over here, that’d be beyond amazing. </p>

<p>Oh, and I want my money here just in case anyone gets to HYPSM or whatever the bet was.</p>

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<p>emma watson is going to cambridge in england, not any ivys. sorry to let you know but better to know now than later, if you choose one school based on the fact that emma watson is likely to go there.</p>

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<p>however, that article you cited, theprophet, is very recent. ooooooo…bad information or change of heart? interesting</p>

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<p>the prophet sees through the lies of the media.</p>

<p>she will come.</p>

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<p>Insert obvious pun on the word ‘come’ here.</p>