<p>Haha, I would definitely give up schoolwork if that was what Brown wanted. </p>
<p>I would light my guitar on fire and smash it. Oh, wait, that’s kind of cool and not that tragic.</p>
<p>Uh… I would never eat dessert again.</p>
<p>(Incidentally, the only reason I hesitate to burn my computer is that I’ve written three semi-complete novels on it, and they don’t exist in current form anywhere else. My music and photos collection can mostly be replaced)</p>
<p>Wouldn’t that be amazing?
If you could compete in Fear Factor to get into Brown:
the winner gets an acceptance letter…</p>
<p>I wish.</p>
<p>I think my chances would be higher if that were the case haha.</p>
<p>I’m applying regular decision because I didn’t want to be bound to any school before seeing aid packages.</p>
<p>I’m starting to wish I’d applied earlier!</p>
<p>So…what would I do to get into Brown?
I would sacrifice warmth and freeze almost to death.
It’s the only school I’m willing to do so for!
(I shiver in seventy-five degrees, so this is big for me haha.)</p>
<p>I would swallow a live goldfish everyday for the rest of my life (which very well may be shortened if I keep swallowing so many)…but as long as I get into Brown…screw living long</p>
<p>That’s definitely where I would draw the line. What’s the point of going to Brown if I don’t have a long life to act out everything I learn there?</p>
<p>well…i’m sure eating a goldfish everyday won’t kill me too quickly…i can afford to cut my life by five years or so…i mean…how functional will i be past 65?</p>
<p>there used to be this fad going (in maybe the 20s? 30s?) of swallowing live fish. I don’t remember the details but there were competitions between colleges of who had the guy who could swallow the most live fish at a time. Intense, no?</p>
<p>And I have no idea what I’d do to get in. I’d fill out about 100 more apps which is torture in and of itself!</p>