<p>Great aunts name was Bertha Hicks. Her son’s name was Wilbe Hicks. Her daughter (last child) was named Lasta Hicks. And yes, they were “hicks” lol.</p>
<p>to the OP: the hebrew name for princess is Zora - it is my sister’s hebrew name</p>
<p>My best friend in elementary school was named Stella Diamant (literally, Star Diamond).</p>
<p>Went to elementary school with a three guys named Harddik,Ben Dover, and Lucifer.</p>
<p>These were never real names but:</p>
<p>When I was in college two professors’ wives were expecting. The joke among the students was that the baby Gnam should be named Viet, and baby Green should be Gang.</p>
<p>Groan…</p>
<p>And we always laughed at the poor person whose last name was Henchitt.</p>
<p>Two of my OB/GYN’s with first child were Dr. Dix and Dr. Cox.
A urologist I know—Dr. Hardaway</p>
<p>Two women named their female children (when I was nursing student on OB)–Vagina and Placenta–because they thought the words sounded pretty.</p>
<p>Scientific Map.</p>
<p>Situational: Opposing hs football team had a halfback named, Jim Kikkimen. Every time he got the ball the announcer would say over the loudspeaker, “Kikkimen the ball carrier” and I spent the entire game doing double takes… “huh?” " what?"</p>
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too funny!</p>
<p>Friend of my high school roommate from Fresno CA. Bartholomew Turnipseed. Apparently they were a prominent local family.</p>
<p>My college roommate eventually married a med school classmate-- so there are two Dr. Fixes in the family.</p>
<p>My mother worked in a medical clinic. She said one time the nurse came out to call a patient. “Early Lemon?” she called. Thinking that couldn’t be correct, she joked, “Or could it be Late Lime?” only to find Early Lemon standing next to her. An embarrassing moment for the poor nurse.</p>
<p>I knew someone once named Summer Camp.</p>
<p>There used to be a girl who worked a local grocery store who’s name was December Snow. Oddly enough, her birthday was in January.</p>
<p>When we lived in Charlotte my mother volunteered at a Nature Museum and during a visit from a local kindergarten ran into twins called Orangejello and Lemonjello. Not pronounced like the jello flavors though.</p>
<p>I know someone named Rose Bush (she acquired that by marriage, though).</p>
<p>I also know a doctor with the last name of Doctor – Dr. Doctor (do you think he had much choice in what to go into growing up?)</p>
<p>I really did go to school with a girl named Penny Nichols. She used to tell people her middle name was Dime. We called her six cents.</p>
<p>My D had a teacher named Ginger Crisp. (She married into it.)</p>
<p>My S played soccer with a kid who’s father was a gun fanatic. The 3 brothers were named Colt, Remington, and Winchester. Another kid in same league was named Bear.</p>
<p>I knew of a Mrs. White who actually named her daughter Snow. They moved away, but young Snow White would be high school age by now.</p>
<p>I LOVE that one, Scipio.</p>
<p>My grandmother had a sister named Bud.</p>
<p>Wow, lots of weird names. The Vagina and Placenta ones are the cruelist ones I have read on the thread though!</p>
<p>I know a boy in our community named Buffalo Hurd.</p>
<p>I worked with a guy named Harry Hyde who spent weekends at the local nudist camp.</p>