<p>I know a Mary Christmas and a Maggie Simpson. Both took their husbands’ surnames with eyes wide open and full knowledge that of what would ensue. True love, and a good sense of humor.</p>
<p>I come across some fun names while doing genealogy. Today I found “Fanny Peed.”</p>
<p>My husband works with a guy named Dick Butt. Poor guy gets it coming and going.</p>
<p>The father of a kid at my school is named Dick Dokter.</p>
<p>Friend’s hubby (she kept her maiden name) is Richard Hiscock. (No, he doesn’t go by the familiar nickname either.)</p>
<p>There was an endocrinologist in my old area named Wellington Hung!</p>
<p>There used to be a girl in my school called Season Broadway.</p>
<p>My great grandmother’s name was Ida. She married Mr. Hooe (pronouned hoe). She was Ida Hooe.</p>
<p>My sister has a friend whose first name is Nirvana.</p>