<p>Simfish, that’s a clever idea…I’m kind of a sadist…When one girl was being a b**** in eighth grade, I told her I’d called the police the night before and that they would be coming last period to see her. Of course, she had done something rather horrible to my locker with a prune she stuck in a small hole…It left residue afterwards all over the front of my locker after I managed to kick it from the hole in which she had wedged it.</p>