<p>There was a streaker a week ago at our school. He had a mask on and had '09 painted on his butt. He just ran through the quad screaming with a blue flag. It was pretty weird (not to mention gross)…</p>
<p>And two weeks ago, these juniors decided that it would be funny to steal the “L” and the star off our school sign. They got onto the roof canopy and stole them. People ratted them out though ($1,000 award) and they got in so much trouble. Their college applications are screwed…</p>
<p>At my middle school my French teacher tried to kill herself in the teachers lounge and the teachers had to like dog pile on top of her to stop her. I only learned this because my Health teacher said she was bulimic when the topic of eating disorders came up. Later that same health teacher got fired for teaching a kid how to masturbate during the yearly trip to France.</p>
<p>I can’t decide between:</p>
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<li>The huge fight/riot that happened in 9th grade</li>
<li>looking up and seeing another school’s name over the back door (for a movie)</li>
<li>The burn list that went around</li>
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<p>Musically: I can’t believe the PE teacher didn’t get fired for the bat thing. Those can have rabies, and someone could have gotten hurt.</p>
<p>On the other hand, that’s a pretty funny image. Did the students actually take the badminton net and the garbage bag and try to catch it?</p>
<p>My school is pretty tame. Fights and pregnancies are big deals here. Our school was vandalized this year, with profanity, a swastika, and sexual pictures; the baseball bases were slashed, the football helmets were spray-painted, and the baseball/softball dugouts were also broken into and vandalized. The police are so lame; they still have no idea who did it.</p>
<p>Any other crazy animal stories?</p>
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<p>Nope, he wasn’t fired. He’s a “valued” member of the staff. Funny thing is he had a police search of his house for kiddie porn. </p>
<p>And yes. The entire class was really into it. I sat on the side and watched. Not my idea of a good time by any means. Although, in retrospect, all the little eight graders running around with a badmitton net and garbage bags was pretty funny.</p>
<p>It was the day of my first tennis game. We were gonna leave to go to the school but couldn’t. Gang war was about to take place (I find it ironic how the only district school with the IB program is always in the middle of stuff like this). Someone supposedly brought a gun on campus, so we had to hide in the classrooms for like a half an hour. There were 9 cop cars on our campus. </p>
<p>Hmm…day of the homecoming football game, a drunk guy crashed into our school’s gym (he drove into it). He almost hit a student, and of course, the cops came and arrested him. </p>
<p>Hmm…girl got suspended for “playing with herself” in class while the teacher was present and the entire class…</p>
<p>Umm…Guy and girl were having sex near a doorway. Got caught by my teacher. They kept at it even after realizing she was there.</p>
<p>This stupid guy in my Econ. class touched the teacher’s butt. She turned around and didn’t do anything. (She’s 27 and still parties and everything…ASU girl)</p>
<p>Econ. class again-Ssomeone told my friend to moon someone else (but I didn’t hear it). Keep in mind the teacher is writing on the board and could turn around at any time. Yeah. Since I didn’t hear the dare, I turn around and see someone’s butt. (This happened TWICE with the same person and both times the teacher didn’t notice).</p>
<p>-Well, one of the teachers (male) at our school was caught doing wierd thing with guy students
-One of our band directors had an affair with the drum major instructor
-One of the track coaches died of a brain tumor
-The softball coach got suspended for whacking a girl on the back of the head
-And, to top it all off, the teacher who was organizing the Europe trip died a few weeks ago of a heart attack.</p>
<p>Our faculty is just wonderful, ain’t it!! /sarcasm</p>
<p>-Oh, and this didn’t happen “at school,” but my AP Euro teacher hit a pothole while biking and got a concussion. Considering the fact that he’s almost 40 and has two sons, he probably needs to stop doing crap like that.</p>
<p>Hmm…there was a fight b/w blacks and mexicans…police officer that works there with security takes out his taser, and EVERYONE flees lmao.</p>
<p>We had three fights last Friday, five people were arrested. Earlier this week there was a fight between 4 people, an ambulance came, one kid broke his hand and had to get stitches in his knee.</p>
<p>wow at all of the stuff that goes on in other schools…</p>
<p>at our school(very competitive) we have like zero pregnancy, no gangs, and no fights. The craziest thing that happened was two three years ago when a teacher got prank calls & threats & vandalism about her by students so she retired and some time ago when the seniors thought it’d be funny to superglue all the classroom doors.</p>
<p>-Chris Brown came to our school once…needless to say, the girls went nuts.</p>
<p>-Rex Grossman came to our school for some reason.</p>
<p>-Michael Jordan’s son Marcus goes to our school (graduated this year), so that’s crazy enough</p>
<p>-Michelle Obama is an alumni of my school, so when Barack was inaugurated there were news camera vans parked all over the place outside and reporters were all over the place.</p>
<p>-A kid went missing and was found dead in a local river. It was very sad.</p>
<p>-A congressman who was visting our school asked a teacher out. He’s married.
-A car was parked outside of our school. The bus driver pulled out, didn’t see the car, and totaled it (no one was inside the car).
-Every once in a while, students vandalize the school, break windows, spraypaint, etc, and try to blame it on rival schools. They always get caught though.
-Every year, at least one faculty member gets fired for fooling around with a minor
-Our yearbook reported that a kid had died (he had cancer), but he wasn’t dead.</p>
<p>At my school, pregnancies and fights are no big deal. Plenty of ridiculous stuff has happened though, like:</p>
<p>-The French teacher and the head football coach were caught having sex in the gym after school one day. Never saw either of them again, lol.</p>
<p>-There was a bomb threat one day. I honestly didn’t believe there was actually a bomb at first, but I just happened to be in the same hall it was in, at the same time it was supposed to go off. I had started hearing more and more, and somehow I changed my mind that this could be credible. My entire class got up and formed a prayer circle in our classroom… I got the heck out of the building. (They were REALLY smart people, as you can tell.) Turns out there actually was a home made bomb, and it went off in a janitor’s closet or something. No one was hurt, and it was a really poorly made bomb so other than loss of cleaning supplies there wasn’t much damage. I’m still surprised there wasn’t any fire or anything.</p>
<p>-A kid was caught jacking off on our bus with sunscreen, moaning male teacher’s names. And these weren’t even cute teachers - think sixty year old, obese, balding men. And we didn’t even know he was gay…</p>
<p>And those are just a few segregated events. My middle school was MUCH, much worse.</p>
<p>My 9th grade teacher was arrested for allegedly trafficking child pornography. Idk if he was convicted but I hope not because he was my favorite PE teacher because he never made us run.</p>
<p>My 8th grade science teacher got caught with a dildo in school…</p>
<p>did she get fired yoster? how’d she get caught?</p>
<p>A senior girl asked this guy in my class if he “had a *****” (yes, really). And after he affirmed that yes, he did, she asked him to see it, and he whipped it out in the middle of the cafeteria … and then he had to go to tribunal and was eventually expelled.</p>
<p>High-achieving school right here :D</p>
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<p>You go to Whitney Young? Do you know anyone that does AcaDeca?</p>