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<li>don’t get a job, it’ll lower your grades (if anything, it makes me procrastinate less!)</li>
<li>major in Economics, it’s fun, easy, and pays well (it was so boring, i’d rather be poor)</li>
<li>you won’t have friends if you live off-campus (everyone loves coming to our apartment, no RA’s here)</li>
<li>NYC is so large and distracting, don’t go to college there (it’s awesome, and I’m not failing because of all the distractions :P)</li>
<li>you’d be a great lawyer because you’re argumentative, go to Law school! (that makes no sense)</li>
<li>NYU is so large, your classes will be huge and Profs won’t know your name (20/50,000 students in my major, it’s small and personal)</li>
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