What's the most overqualified college application profile you've ever seen?

LOL this thread… <3 asuna let’s 69
does anyone know why there’s a lock over her pic?

here’s a guy who got in everywhere:
240 psat, 2400 sat
~10 ap’s, all 5’s
IChO silver
bunch of MUN (1st nation) and Science Olympiad (also 1st nation) awards
2 or 3 varsities (depending on if you count frisbee)
performed in carnegie and stuffs
compelling life story

@asuna69 I agree - anime is goods

And yeah Terence Tao is pretty insane - gold medal at age 12?.. not as cute as Shirou Emiya though (or anywhere near as dumb)

2400 SAT
4.0 UW
Saluditorian
Won an award ranking him #1 cellist in all of Florida, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, and North Caroline (I’m skeptical as to how this would even be judged and don’t know if it’s real)
13 APs all 5s
Cross Country Captain
Rejected from Princeton and MIT, goes to small relatively unknown private college that I can’t even remember the name of

Pales in comparison with a lot of people on here but this is the person with the best stats I know personally.