<p>Naive Student 1: “That was a great conversation. I feel I have connected with you on a level greater than I have been able to attain with my past female counterparts. Um…pardon me. Since we have had a delectable dinner and a stimulating conversation on philosophy, is this the part where we commence sexual intercourse?”</p>
<p>Bewildered Girl: “***?”</p>
<p>I’d give anything to see some of you all in college. Hehehe</p>
<p>I like to think it would be more like Shannon Elizabeth’s immortal line from “American Pie II” … "F* ME, GEEK!!!"** (Wearing my "I heart Nerds t-shirt) ;)</p>