Where the Squirrels Are Cuter than Dante and Fun Does Freeze Over

<p>If one chose a college based on t-shirts, I think Chicago would have very little competition.</p>

<p>[The</a> Core: College Magazine of the University of Chicago](<a href=“http://thecore.uchicago.edu/springsummer09/squirrels.shtml]The”>The Core: College Magazine of the University of Chicago)</p>

<p>that makes me love them even more… I think I know where I’m going…</p>

<p>The best one I’ve heard of so far: </p>

<p>Where fun comes to go down on your squirrel’s mom.</p>