<p>Please, don’t apply to Oxford! I got deferred! The school SUCKS, it’s not worth it NOOO! You’ll be wasting $50 on your application! Everyone there will screw you over in two seconds, it’s not worth it.</p>
<p>Just kidding…</p>
<p>(Yeah, man, if fewer people apply for RD I get higher chance of getting in. So please don’t apply. There are so many other colleges. Thank you.)</p>
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<p>It’d be funny if I get waitlisted RD.</p>