<p>Read it and weep, OP. </p>
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<li><p>Because one of the main reasons I get out of bed every day is to put pressure on my kids. </p></li>
<li><p>We brought them into this world, and we can take them out.</p></li>
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<p>Does that answer your question? :D</p>
<p>Oh, and…</p>
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<li><p>Because porn gets boring after a while. ;)</p></li>
<li><p>It’s either this or rearranging my refrigerator magnets. :)</p></li>
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<p>Oh no. Is this how it works? It’s not the 401K, it’s not the being-married, it’s not the nine-to-five job, but the fact that I use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization is what plunks me into the “adult” column? =(</p>
<p>I feel like I need to go climb a tree and recklessly explode some things in a microwave…</p>
<p>i write something. i look back 2 days later. 5 pages.</p>
<p>^^It’s like one of those prank cans of peanuts that’s really full of spring loaded snakes.</p>
<p>I heart all the CC posters who make me think very hard about my parenting.</p>
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<p>For those not in the know, NMR and I both have a love of perfect spelling, and perfect punctuation, etc. due to our education and jobs. These kinds of things just stand out to us (including all caps, too). </p>
<p>Not that I’m perfect at it, but I do try my best. NMR, on the other hand, is a writing god!</p>