I had to giggle because on my screen (or for my eyes) neither of those pieces are orange. 
Edit: And now Facebook is telling me I should get the sienna jumpsuit…
Does your screen tell you that it is time to upgrade your hardware? 
If I like the posts of someone behind bars am I encouraging bad behavior?
Or GMT can go with this stylish number:
So I have a general question about merit aid and I want to know if there is one answer which is 100% guaranteed applicable to every college and university in existence.
If an escaped convict steals my car and cracks it up but I don’t know about it, will my insurance company go after him or me for the deductible?
Best Detective; Maxwell Smart or Inspector Clouseau? Discuss.
I vote for Miss Marple.
Hands down: Nancy Drew
I like the character Susan Cooper in *Spy.
Sherlock, either in Cumberpatch or Downey form, although I’ve enjoyed years of chuckles from Clouseau
What kitchen can be without the Bill Clinton corkscrew?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001D6L8TC/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=bplin-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217153&creative=399349&creativeASIN=B001D6L8TC
Holy Canollis!
Or the Hillary nutcracker http://www.stupid.com/assets/images/graphics/00000001/hillarynutcracker3.jpg
@stradmom did you see the bill clinton screwdriver was $130? That’s nuts! (To grab a phrase from the Hillary Clinton nutcracker playbook.)
:))
Grexit? Why do the Greeks get to decide the value of my retirement account?
Does lack of vertical stripes make me look fat?
I think I might be allergic to stripes because every time I wear them I look fat…
I have a cold.