When I run/walk half marathons, I say, “I did a half marathon…”
Signs You were Born in the Midwest:
Take this quiz in honor of National Punctuation Day!
^^^^Fun.
National: Punctuation, Day!
Do you have a doppelganger (unrelated twin)?
Check out these pictures!
http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/dopplegangers-our-unrelated-twins/
Do snowflake kids melt if it rains on their parade?
Wouldn’t the Snowflake Dad swoop in to save her in his Honda and take her away to sunny Germany or London?
Should I retake my drivers license picture for the 4th time if I can get my weight down from 210 to 200?
If all of the leaves on my yard have fallen from my neighbors tree, is he legally required to come rake them up?
Chance me for a Costco membership
American Express and Costco are ending their relationship, is it too late for me to transfer to Sam’s Club?
I can’t decide between Harvard and Yale. Their mascots are both really lame.
Chance Me! (aka Look At Me!)
Go with the Banana Slugs (UC Santa Cruz).
Broncos need to score 28 points so I can get a dozen Krispy Kremes for 2.80.
If u wake in the middle of the night to hear a mosquito buzzing in your room, do u ignore it? Do u turn on the light to hunt it down & kill it? Or do you hide under the covers and go back to sleep?
Does the Squatty Potty device come in a rainbow of colors? The white won’t match my forest green toilet.
My SAT is 1450 UW / 1920 W and my GPA is K.3.25. Do I have a shot at an Ivy?
Where are my husband’s glasses? Oh nevermind, he found them.