Will I have to "defend UChicago" for the rest of my life?

<p>I have a friend who picked UofC on a whim and as fallen into absolute love with it.</p>

<p>As cinephiles, the DOC series provides an escape for all students who want to watch movies every night on a big screen.</p>

<p>Midnight football creates bonding and sportsmanship outside of the actual league sports.</p>

<p>The House system offers for more companionship throughout the weeks and holidays.</p>

<p>Not to mention that it’s practically Ivy League in its scholarly ranking.</p>