<p>Hey, if you guys get accepted you should totally work on that whole shark thing. Then people at other top schools <em>coughHarvardcough</em> will try to copy you by having a rabid fish deliver the heartless news. Eventually, this will evolve to include half of the animal kingdom tearing your application to shreds. THEN…</p>
<p>to be continued…</p>
<p>but of course Yale’s will be best.</p>
<p>And Alyaa, I know what the possible decisions are, I’m just curious as to how those decisions will be displayed. Blunt, or sugar-coated?</p>