<p>Lol, they could put on jokes about how bad your application was.</p>
<p>Like, “You’re application was so bad, I didn’t dare use it for toilet paper.”</p>
<p>or, “Your essays were so badly written that a drunk monkey hit keys on a typewriter and we took him over you.”</p>
<p>or something similarly hilarious.</p>
<p>needless to say, the people who get rejected might get mad (unless they had a great sense of humor. xD)</p>