Words of wisdom for your graduating college senior?

<p>Did I miss these?</p>

<p>“GET A JOB!!!”</p>

<p>and</p>

<p>“You can’t live here unless you pay rent and do chores.”</p>

<p>(actual quotes from my kid’s mom)</p>

<p>Love it, atomom. These are wonderful.</p>

<p>“Be worth more than they are paying you.” It’s good for job security!</p>

<p>Quit the video games and get on with real life.</p>

<p>“Your tubas (yes, plural) cannot live here anymore”</p>