<p>Why is it that the smarter the school the stupider the mascots? </p>
<p>Personally, the worst is the Michigan Wolverines. Why would you name your school mascot after a rodent? (If a wolverine eats a Buckeye, he will die)</p>
<p>My alma mater, the Kent State Golden Flashes is pretty lame. The mascot is a huge Eagle. The funny thing is that they have a festival called “Flash Fest” which involves seeing no boobs whatsoever.</p>