<p>“Internet Porn, LSD, and Gang Violence: How I spend my Free Time.”</p>
<p>“Robbing Banks and Ponzi Schemes: My plan after college.”</p>
<p>“I murder bunnies for fun.”</p>
<p>“The Next Two Girls & One Cup: My ideas to improve the world.”</p>
<p>“Take me to your leader: My experiences with Aliens.”</p>
<p>Sorry if anyone’s offended.</p>