Would this work (hair color question)

<p>I used to have very shiny, dark brown hair.</p>

<p>I will embrace the silver/white when I attain one of the following:
a. Have something equivalent to tenure at my job (that situation does not exist)
b. 90 % silver (not this washed out brown with some silver) Coarser hair would help, but that isn’t going to happen.
c. Retirement</p>

<p>Looks like I will be coloring until retirement.</p>