Write Your Own Rejection Letter (2007-2008)

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<p>that was pretty good…</p>

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<p>Dear Student, </p>

<p>It’s not you, it’s us. </p>

<p>No wait, it’s you.</p>

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<p>Dear Student,</p>

<p>Large applicant pool, etc.</p>

<p>Sincerely, College</p>

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<p>Dear Student,</p>

<p>ROFLMAO.</p>

<p>Sincerely, College.</p>

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<p>Dear Student,
I know you want me more than what we are at now, but let’s just be friends.
Platonically yours,
College</p>

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<p>Dear Student,</p>

<p>Congratulations! We’re pleased to offer you admission to our university. You can confirm your enrollment online [url=<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU]here[/url”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU]here[/url</a>].</p>

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<p>Dear Student,</p>

<p>We liked you, but we’re not in like with you.</p>

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<p>@kindofblue:
That was classic.</p>

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<p>Dear Student,</p>

<p>All your base are belong to us.</p>

<p>Sincerely,</p>

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<p>Dear Applicant,</p>

<p>This is not a judgment of you as a person or student. Oh wait it is.</p>

<p>Signed,</p>

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<p>Yo,</p>

<p>I didn’t get in either. </p>

<p>-Admissions Director.</p>

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<p>Dear Applicant,
Congratulations!!! …</p>

<p>SIgned
Admissions office</p>

<p>…next day…</p>

<p>Dear Applicant,
APRIL FOOLS!!!</p>

<p>Signed
Admissions office</p>

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It would only work on an online letter, but I would still be ready to kill someone if I got it.</p>