<p>I think the high ones were Brown.</p>
<p>Hopefully we’ll all get into Yale…then Yale will be the perfect balance of all the Ivies.</p>
<p>We’re so diverse!</p>
<p>I’m pretty sure that the extreme drunk ones (“work between AA meetings” et al) were Dartmouth, while the high ones were Brown.</p>
<p>i definitely drink the blood of Harvard students like it’s water.</p>
<p>Have you tried bathing in the blood of Harvard students? It does wonders for the complexion…</p>
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<p>Aww guys, isn’t the blood of Harvard students poisonous?</p>
<p>normally, yes, it is poisonous, but to Yale students, it’s part of a balanced breakfast</p>
<p>Yeah, you have your wheaties, your grapefruit, your turkey bacon, your scrambled eggs, and your glass of fresh-squeezed Harvard-student-blood.</p>
<p>With a straw! You can’t forget the straw!</p>
<p>Do you like your Harvard blood straight up, on the rocks, or with a twist?</p>
<p>i like my Harvard blood with a twist, it gets my juices flowing throughout the day, and helps me stay alert. Lord knows i wouldn’t have made it through junior year without my Harvard blood.</p>
<p>Too bad they don’t have Harvard blood in my little section of the world…</p>
<p>Try looking in stores that sell imported beverages.</p>
<p>I’m not sure they import that. Who’d want to buy it?</p>
<p>I dunno. Yale people?</p>
<p>its high on nutrients
all the cool kids are drinking it</p>
<p>Yale: mature modern sophisticated university or brutal naturalist tribe where drinking opponents blood gives strength?</p>
<p>hm.</p>
<p>I hate to mention our bitter rival in a favorable light, but in “The Harvard Lampoon’s Guide to College Admissions” there’s a great bit about NHS initiates bathing in the blood of the Saracen hordes.</p>
<p>I think our Harvard-blood-drinking ritual is sort of along those lines.</p>
<p>i would say that Yale’s blood drinking ritual is on par with that of the early Germanic tribes on the outskirts of the Roman Empire. Those were the real men.</p>