<p>Yale is a very fine school, ivyqueen, and your great pride in it is understandable:</p>
<p>Old Eli has a champion:
Her name is Ivyqueen.
She’ll sing its praises endlessly
To each inquiring teen.</p>
<p>The food?It’s great; The classes too.
New Haven’s charms are legion;
While “Harvard Sucks” she’ll screech to all
Recruits from every region!</p>