<p>1) Yale has one of the most famous tea clubs, where everybody drinks tea. This is a great sign of affluence. It is also famous for its cafes, where people eat sandwiches and discuss current events.</p>
<p>2) Unfortunately, houses are out of the question even for Yale. Students must sleep in small huts which they have helped to construct.</p>
<p>3) It has chess, calculus, and lacrosse.</p>
<p>4) Partying is out of the question and is grounds for immediate expulsion.</p>
<p>5) You wake up, go to class, sit around all day, and go to sleep on a straw mattress.</p>
<p>I hope this helps.</p>