<p>momoftwins: Congratulations, Sister, on your test results.</p>
<p>Fixin’ to take that quiz myself but, before I do, thought I would share some of the goings on at church last night.</p>
<p>Kids in Bible Study Class asked when they learned that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.</p>
<p>This year Opening day of deer season will be recognized as an official church holiday.</p>
<p>A member of the church requested to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “It ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get out of.” </p>
<p>In our congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.</p>
<p>Our minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.</p>
<p>Preacher told the congregation that “Thou shalt not covet” applies to huntin’ dogs, too. </p>
<p>Time to go take that test. Wonder how I’ll do?</p>