<p>idad, those are all great, but I must say I liked the last one the most.</p>
<p>Another two:</p>
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<li><p>Two students during a fencing practice is discussing the physics of a lunch box.</p></li>
<li><p>Half of the people you know who attend the U. of C. have NEVER READ HARRY POTTER.</p></li>
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<p>I know that the grad students in classics read a lot of their books about Greek in Latin, German, French, and Italian, as the definitive texts are written in those languages. There is no easy way out of the U. of C. </p>
<p>By the way, there was a chalk sign in front of the classics building advertising the Homerathon- in Greek. Geez, I love the U. of C.</p>