OMG that reminds of another recent “I’m THAT age now?” moment but, being that age, I had totally forgotten about it (memory is slipping now, too, apparently…).
A few months ago I broke my big toe GETTING OUT OF BED 
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I recently had a doctor visit with an MD that was my kids age. It was a bit unsettling.
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The 20 year old version of me could have handled two main courses and still had dessert, but could not afford to pay for it.
The current version of me can’t finish the main course. I typically take half of it home. Forget dessert. It is not going to happen.
Neither version of me knows the difference between desert and dessert (perhaps related to why I was a math major). The 20 year old version would have needed to find a dictionary. The current version can just Google both (and the difference becomes quite clear).
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Yeah, I’ve had lots of falls in my life, but it’s only been in the last couple of years that I’ve broken anything. It was always so embarrassing when people asked how I broke my foot. “Umm, I fell down getting up from a chair because my foot fell asleep.” Definitely showing some age there!
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We found one local station that offers news at 9! 
IMO, the station is specifically designed to appeal to a “more mature” crowd with shows like Dateline, Inside Edition, and Law and Order reruns. 
Last year I tore my Achilles heal playing pickleball for the first time.
I have frequently answered the question of how did you do it with a question of my own. Have you ever seen the running of the bulls in Pamplona Spain, and then quickly move on. If they want to draw a conclusion that’s up to them😀
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When you buy trip insurance for the medical coverage.
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When you insist on punctuating your texts. And you still use a colon, dash and parenthesis for a smiley face.
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All three of my kids mock me mercilessly because not only do I use punctuation in texts, I will send update texts correcting my punctuation typos.
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When…
…you’ve had your first joint replacement.
…the cashier gives you the senior discount without asking.
…your e-mail address ends in hotmail.com.
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Haha, although marginally better than aol.com
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My kid must be old because other than periods, she uses correct punctuation and edits her texts.
I have a relative that uses abbreviations on her texts. Back to the time of flip phones and not this intuitive autocorrect on iPhones. Which makes her old!
I’m so ducking old! 
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You go back for seconds for “dessert”.
Two letter S’s. 
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Mine appears to be Verizon.net but it’s really aol.
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When your doctor asks you to draw a clock and remember three words at your annual visit. And to add insult to injury, H who is older than I am (okay, only by a few months, but still…) claims no, they never ask him anything like that!
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I recently turned 50. Oddly, my mom telling me I was 50 made me feel old.
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Just think how your mom felt!
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Oh yes! I was definitely aware. I gave her a big hug and held her tight. She’s been an amazing mom 
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They made school IDs in the system for the class or 2038 
. I know I’m not old but that’s actually crazy.
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