<p>I’m glad you had the good sense to see through the recruiter’s BS, but the “You know you’re a Smithie when” list is meant to be satirical. It’s like David Letterman’s Top Ten lists, it’s exaggerated and it’s for laughs, not to be taken overly seriously. If anything it plays off of stereotypes that people have about Smith, students and non-students. I hope your daughter ends up liking Smith and attending and that your wife can see it for what it is. </p>
<p>As for the rest of it, babe, TMI. I wasn’t questioning your sexuality, babe, and I didn’t need to know about your relations with your wife. I’m sure she probably wouldn’t like you discussing that in an online forum with strangers either.</p>