You are at a nice restaurant and you’re convinced that they’ve dimmed all the lights and you have to use the candle on the table or a flashlight to read the menu while you’re holding it out as far as possible because you forgot your reading glasses
^Even when I have my reading glasses. 
Meet a college student who’s never heard of a zip drive.
Remembered that I watched the first lunar landing on a B&W TV, can remember it.
You say your age out loud and it sounds old even to you! :((
When you have to select your birth year on a website, and you have to scroll down the list a looooong way…
…when you remember keeping a dead rabbit’s foot in your pocket for good luck.
“…when your barber offers to trim your eyebrows.”
When you have more hair on your eyebrows than you do on top of your head 
“When you realize the Star Wars prequel trilogy came out when you were in high school, and that was 17 years ago!”
When someone posts that they were in HS when the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy came out and you were in HS when the original trilogy came out 
When the dates of old songs and futuristic films are in the past. Such “2001 a Space Odyssey”, “Back to the Future”, Princes’s “1999” are a few that come to mind. When the 12th of Never gets here I’m checking out!
When you need to put two pairs of reading glasses on just to read some tiny type.
When you go to your high school reunion and think you’re in the wrong room because…these people are all old.
When your own kid says “I don’t understand kids today”.
When you see a vehicle the same model as your first car and it has “antique” license plates.
When I’m entering my information on a website and the list of years stops before my birthday.
We have this in our neighborhood now-it’s not completely gone. Although I did worry about my kids, but that’s because of me, not because of how safe the hood is. The kids (15 and 17) have fond memories of manhunting at night with dozens of neighbor kids, collecting fireflies in jars, and people yelling at them to get out of the camellia bushes when they were all playing hide and seek.
I saw a pretty funny birthday card recently-on the cover was a 50’s era couple in a passionate embrace, but when you opened the card it was all about the parts on them that hurt because of the embrace, lol. Yep, that’s us.
Mostly because of crossfitting/yoga and tennis, but we’re assuming that that will blend seamlessly into hurting JUST because you’re old…
For a lot of reasons we have a pretty diverse social circle age wise, with friends ranging from early 40’s to early 60’s. What I have noticed lately with our older friends is a tendency for them to bring up ailments at social gatherings. For some reason this makes me feel old.
We were out to dinner a few months ago with about 4 other couples and a few single friends at a restaurant, catching up with people we hadn’t seen in a while. In the middle of dinner one of the men was going on and on about his IBS. Now he was recently divorced, so he did not have the benefit of having a wife kicking him under the table, but the women were really grossed out. We were all just toying with our food and grimacing.
When you’re “sagging” (style of pants-wearing) without intending to do so…
I met my husband through a wrong number. That could never happen today.
People don’t even answer a phone when they know the number let alone if they don’t recognize it.
@m0minmd Wait,wait, come back. We have got to hear this ^^^!